How the world SHOULD have been made. Rewrite history!

Ok, so in this particular oddity, we shape history. From the beginning to it's eventual end. Im going to kick it off.

In the beginning, the manevoulent God L came dowm from the heavens and declared, "Let there be LIFE!" And then, out of freaking nowhere, a planet appeared. On this planet, there were plants, rivers, oceans, and the beginnings of what many historians claim to be the most successful race in all the land: The Stick figures. At first there were only black ones. But then through time, evolution, and divine intervention, a rainbow of stick figures existed.

COntinue off my story, and then we will add and add until I walk in and start the apocalypse.

The stick figures were short lifed and awesome creatures with unimaginable fighting skills and they never got fat.Until the day when one stick decided to eat another stick. He then got the awesome skills of making sticks, but his sticky little brain was demented and full of different thoughts than the other stickmen, So they all called him Wuf. Anyways Wuf was sitting near the pond and thinking about retarded stuff and grass, Whilst the others stickmen mocked him for his fatness, Then Wuf decided to drown himself in the pond. When Wuf died in the pond all his ideas and hatred and some happiness (and his fattyness) became animals and vegetables. The stickmen thought the things only could be defeated by chewing on them, so the stickmen started eating the fruits and some animals too, all started growing fatter after eating things and thats how food got to the world.

Soon the world started changing. From the fat stick figures, new creations sprouted forth. Created in the shape of the stick figure's immense roundness, the Smileys were born. The smileys didn't quite get along with the now fat stick figures, and so this eventually led to war. A war so massive it nearly ended the world. THe stick figures, realizing that they were creating their ultimate for, decided to band together and go on a diet. The first official battle of the war was the Battle of the Four towers, so named because of the massive and crude siege engines both sides employed to fight one another.